deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(via mikeliterous)



k1mkardashian:

me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence* 

(via becominginspired)


To die would be an awfully big adventure.
 J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan (via soulmeetsworld)

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joanwatsonismyhero:

tumblr’s relationship with Natalie Dormer

(via pieces-ofsunlight)


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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via pieces-ofsunlight)



catsbeaversandducks:

"Can you see my heart?"

Via Bored Panda

(via ill-be-fine)


hope72:

Eddie Redmayne talks during a service at St Symphorien Military Cemetery on August 4, 2014 in Mons, Belgium. Monday 4th August marks the 100th Anniversary of Great Britain declaring war on Germany.

hope72:

Eddie Redmayne talks during a service at St Symphorien Military Cemetery on August 4, 2014 in Mons, Belgium. Monday 4th August marks the 100th Anniversary of Great Britain declaring war on Germany.

(via rooies)


He was pointing at the moon, but I was looking at his hand.
Richard Siken, Anyway (via wethinkwedream)

(via becominginspired)


"I still feel like a voyeur on the whole fame thing. I feel like I’m sort of looking at it from an outsider’s perspective."

Um hello perfect

(via make-me-your-maria)


soulmeetsworld:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

Flick my bic


chlochloariadne:

And I think you’re so mean.

I think we should try.

I think I might need this in my life.

And I think I’m scared.

I think too much.

I know this is wrong.

It’s a problem, I’m dealing.


(via overwished)